At Last! Frank Sanazi unleashes his White Christmas Album
Yes, you read that right, comrades of questionable taste—Frank Sanazi’s much-anticipated Christmas Album is finally here to soundtrack your yuletide with all the warmth of a frosty handshake.
It’s only taken him NEIN years of endless “just around the corner” assurances, but good ol’ Frank’s done it. And just in time to make your Christmas slightly more awkward but a whole lot funnier!
Deck the halls, set up the tinsel, and prepare your relatives for some seriously uneasy listening. This festive album is packed with Frank’s iconic yuletide classics, including “Frank Sanazi’s Coming to Town” and the hilarious sing-along song “Rudolf Hess Knows Pain, Dear.” Each track is a heartwarming reminder that, yes, Christmas really can have a darkly comic edge.
And that’s not all. Frank is joined by his old comrade-in-croon, Dean Stalin, for his seasonal classic “It’s the Most Soviet Time of the Year”—a little something to bring out the red in your holiday cheer.
Frank Sanazi’s White Christmas album is available in the Uneasy Listening section of all good record stores. But if the stores are sold out (or pretending they don’t stock it), you can secure your copy here >. And don’t miss out on his exclusive “Bah Hamburg” hat—a must-have accessory for anyone looking to spread a little dystopian cheer.
So, don your lederhosen, pour yourself a stiff schnapps, and make this Christmas one you—and probably your neighbors—won’t soon forget!
